Dear visitors,
Welcome to our city. Please feel free to use the public transportation. You most likely helped pay for it anyway, and I know how scary it can be to drive around here. But if you are going to ride during rush hour, here are a few tips for you.
- If there is a big sign that says "SmarTrip Cards Only," and you don't know what that means, you can safely assume that you shouldn't be in that line.
- When you get off the train in a gigantic group, use the time you are annoyingly standing on the wrong side of the escalator to find everyone's farecards.
- Otherwise, I might use that sign you're carrying to smack you in the head because you and your family of 20 have stopped two feet in front of the faregate to rifle through your enormous bag looking for said farecards - farecards that you CANNOT use in a SmarTrip ONLY lane anyway. AND you are going to make me miss my bus.
Haggared Commuter
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